100+ Stoner Questions to Ask High People to Blow Their Mind (2024)

Do you hit a blunt and feel a rush of thoughts, conundrums, and situations flying at you? If you’re looking to add a layer of contemplation to your sesh circle, get your toker face on and blaze through these stoner questions to ask people who are high.

From hippie lettuce and hydro to edibles, cannabis enthusiasts worship the ‘green goddess’ for a bunch of reasons. While recreation is on top of the list, creative thinking along the lines of mind-boggling musings, herbal nuggets, and existential questions are a welcome side effect of this chillaxative.

Like most mind benders, the ‘trippy ponderings’ could have deep-reaching consequences if you open yourself up to it. Ponder these questions and allow yourself an adventure into the rabbit hole to learn more about yourself and the psychedelic world you live in.

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Play Mental Ping Pong Questions

Asking ‘stoner questions’ is fun when you hit the bluntskie because the mind tends to break down information differently when the holy herb takes us to seventh heaven.

If you had to live the rest of your life in a movie, which movie would you choose?
If an animal could answer just one question, what would you ask? And which animal?
Who do you think is the best actor/actress to play you in the movie about your life?
If you could rename colors, what would you name them?
What do you consider middle age?

The Gospel Of Ganja Questions

Reflect on your relationship with the wacky tobacky while you’re drifting between stages of psychedelia and the munchies. This one’s for marijuana aficionados. These are some of my favorite high questions to ask.

What are three things on your weed bucket list?
Kill, Marry, Hook up: Sativas, Indicas, and Hybrid.
Kill, Marry, Hook up: A reliable weed dealer, a partaker with great taste in music, a chef who creates the most delicious munchies.
What’s been your best mary jane memory so far?
Would you rather spend an evening smoking weed with the kids from That 70s Show or the Dude from The Big Lebowski?
If you were stranded in a desert and you could only have one strain for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Choose only one special skill: Rolling masterpiece joints but smoking alone or rolling terrible joints but sharing it with friends?
Pick one: Stoner fashion or high fashion?
Would you rather have a career being a ‘potrepreneur’ or make a living reviewing pot strains for free?
Which came first? The movie Pineapple Express or the strain?

Plunge Into Word Riddles

Sometimes idioms, grammar, or language phonetics can puzzle your mind. As stoners, we love exploring the languages we speak, especially under the influence of our favorite plant teacher.

Don’t the icing on the cake and the cherry on the top mean the same thing? #MunchiesAlert
Will the opposite of “this is not my cup of tea” be “This is my jam”?
Would you rather be a wolf in sheep’s clothing or a sheep in wolf’s clothing?
When they say, “Speak of the devil, who do you think of?”
They say, “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop,” but do you think that, “The devil’s mind is an ideal workshop?”
Would you rather be a smart cookie or a hard nut to crack?
Have you ever had cold feet while trying to give someone the cold shoulder, and gave them a warm greeting instead?
Why not say Monnight, Tuesnight instead of Monday night, Tuesday night?

Food For Thought Questions

In addition to the munchies and toker’s tummy, food can also spark interesting thoughts and situations. Not only does delicious food make your mouth water, but it also gets your taste buds tingling. Grab a snack before you start reading!

If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Is it called a pot belly because of all the munchies it can hold without exploding?
Who taught the first teacher?
Whenever you buy and eat half a chicken, do you feel like you are secretly sharing a meal with a stranger?
Anyone else really love breakfast for supper?
Why do all hotel buffet breakfasts wrap up so early? Do they want us to miss it?
Why is the pizza box square if the pizza is a circle and cut into triangles?
Did you know that Harold from the movie, Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle’ is a vegetarian?

Quintessential Questions on Quora

While Quora is a place to gain and share knowledge, you can also discover questions and connect with people who contribute unique insights (and quality answers). Like any other topic, marijuana, cannabis and 420 friendly conversations are rife for the upvote.

When you’re high, are your thoughts actually more profound?
Has smoking weed changed the way you think? How so?
How does smoking marijuana affect your personality when sober?
Aside from affecting the memory, can marijuana change your whole personality?
Can marijuana change your behaviour? Also, can it change your preferences or your decisions in the long run?
Does smoking weed make you see reality or is it just me being paranoid?
Does cannabis weed help people get rid of unwanted thoughts permanently?
Does smoking weed feel like virtual reality (VR)?
What is the most profound thought that you have had when sober?
What is the most profound thought that you have had when stoned?
Are you more social when you’re high?
Are you easier to talk to when you’re stoned, or do you just clam up?
Does cannabis affect introverts and extroverts differently?
Does the usage of cannabis make you explore the unconscious mind?
If you found out that your best employee smoked marijuana on his or her free time, would you fire that employee? Let’s say that you lived in a country where marijuana is illegal. Also, it would dramatically impact the company to lose such a person.

Daydreaming And Day-Tripping Questions

Do you spend a large portion of your time contemplating things that would not be considered productive? Spark up a cerebral cannabis sesh and interrogate yourself. Don’t fret, some questions are best left unanswered.

When you’re high, do old familiar places seem not so familiar? And new places seem kinda familiar?
Why do you do so many things you don’t like, and like so many things you don’t do?
Can you try thinking without words?
Do animals have formality or greetings?
Do you prefer to be in two minds or have second thoughts?
If you’re having second thoughts, which is your first thought now?
Do the people we consider to be evil, actually consider themselves to be evil?

Visit Eureka Station Questions

Trivial and pointless musings can also put you in a state of alternative thinking. Read it alone or with your bud heads. These can be effective icebreakers with new friends. But don’t just take our word for it; give it a shot.

Smiles of acknowledgment, sounds of laughter with friends, and giving someone the stink eye are artifacts of the universal language. Can you think of some others?
Would you rather be friends with the devil or be the devil’s advocate?
What would happen if a vampire bites a zombie?
You shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but can you judge a song by its cover?
“Did I just say that out loud?” (Technically, cannot be confirmed with anyone if you’re alone)
If parents disagree on who their favorite child is, would you say that they fail to see eye to eye about the apple of their eye?

Toking And Time Travel Questions

Your senses can be your fastest ticket to time travel. Flashes of images, a nostalgic tune, and a familiar aroma can take you back to the paradise city, where the grass is green (and the girls are pretty).

If you could go back in time and take credit for writing a song, what’s that one song?
Can you think of three aromas that trigger your memory?
What does Amsterdam smell like?
When did you first realize that you can lie?
If the time is “now” today, and it was “now” yesterday, and tomorrow it will be “now” again, is “now” forever?
What’s the one existing invention in today’s world that you would travel to the past and “invent”?
What is your favorite childhood memory?
Can you imagine what it was like when a human first discovered a tune or a rhythm?
What do you think would have been the cause of the first-ever laughing fit in human history?

Herbal Nuggets Of Knowledge

Few things in life can beat the joy of pondering the nuances of life with a compatriot and chief-reefer who is on the same level as you, even more so when you’re experiencing an epiphany extrava-ganja.

If I’m facing forward and I turn around, will I now be facing backward or forward?
If a custom is described as a standard practice, why is custom also a special treatment?
If you’re asked to oversee something, you’re being asked to supervise it. But if you’re asked to overlook something, are you being asked to neglect it?
Can we all just agree that something’s probably not right if your nose runs and your feet smell?
Do you sit on the fence about fence-sitting?
Will future generations believe us when we say phones were stupid and people were smart?
If plants could talk to each other, would cannabis plants say, “Wassup bud?”
If the best thought in the world is the one on your mind, is the best joint in the world the one in your hand?

Online Hashtags For Offline Laughs

From Twitter to Reddit and even the more serious Q&A platform Quora, the internet is awash with stoner thoughts and trippy ponderings. Not only does Twitter have hashtags like #StonerThoughts and #HighIdeas, but there are also accounts like @420ThoughtsBruh and @HeadySpirit that are dedicated to this noble cause. Here are some of the not-so-hidden gems.

Is grass like mold on the earth?
What do dispensaries do with their waste and their waste weed? Do you think they burn it?
What are your personal tell-tale signs that you’re high?
How do we know what’s in the center of the Earth?
If being stoned was normal, and smoking weed made you sober, would people still want to smoke weed?
Isn’t it a waste of money to buy a bookmark if it’s worth more than a dollar? You could have just used the dollar note as a bookmark.
Have you ever wondered if mermaids are real? And if they are, how do mermaids give birth?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
Did you know that the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star both have the same tune?
Who came up with the first nursery rhyme?
Who wrote the first fairy tale?
If eternity never ends, doesn’t it mean that it also never begins?
Did you know that “Faded af” is “faded af” backward?
If two psychics are reading each other’s minds, whose mind are they reading?
If you are waiting on the waiter, doesn’t that make you the waiter?
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off in the first place?
What color are mirrors?
Do clothes in China say “Made Around The Corner”?
When you erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
If you remember something you forgot, did you really even forget it?
Who put the alphabet in alphabetical order?
Who scrambled the alphabet on the computer keypad and why?
If Nike is pronounced Nikee, then why isn’t Bike pronounced Bikee?
Is it called a Pilot episode because it’s the very first one they put On Air?
Are leaves on a tree called leaves because they leave the tree?

The Best For Last

It’s no surprise that Reddit is buzzing with r/StonerPhilosophy and r/StonerThoughts. After all, there’s a community for every topic imaginable, including musings for people who are high or in a similarly lofty mindset. Here are some subreddits created in honor of 4/20. If you’re looking for questions to ask when high, then definitely try these out.

If you had to choose between ‘Wake N Bake’ or ‘Night Time Tokes,’ which would you choose and why?
Have you ever wondered what they make appliance bulbs out of?
How do we know what’s in the center of the Earth?
If you could smoke with anyone from history, dead or alive, who would it be? And why?
Are smartphones making us stupid?
Is the plural of Bluetooth, Blueteeth?
What is French toast called in France?
What if they make 4/20 a national holiday after weed is nationally legalized? How would you celebrate?
Who was the first person to name their child, and what was their name?
What is the past tense of ‘wake and bake’?
If humanity had a flavor, what would it be?
What is the whole point of the alphabet being in order?

Psychoactive Nature Of Cannabis: Why Questions Are More Interesting Hight

Have you ever wondered what causes your thoughts to behave so differently on cannabis? Are these high thoughts real? Don’t worry; you’re not the only one who thinks on a different tangent when high. From creative thoughts to how we react to humor, something really changes in our thought-making processes once we partake in the green goodness.

So what happens inside the brain when cannabis is introduced? Well, a lot.

And does this influence how thoughts operate? Absolutely! While neuroscience is intensely complex, getting a grasp of what’s going on with the brain on THC is worth exploring.

THC: A Cannabinoid Under Research

More than two decades ago, in 1997, a double-blind study was conducted on 32 participants to understand what goes on in the human brain when delta-9 tetrahydrocannabinol, also known as, THC is introduced.

The primary objective of the research was to show how blood flow changes in the brain upon administering THC.

They signed up 32 volunteers who were given either a placebo or two intravenous doses of THC. They then conducted MRI scans on all the volunteers. In the THC group, the MRI reports showed an increase in cerebral blood flow in certain regions of the brain. Unsurprisingly, the placebo group did not demonstrate any change in cerebral blood flow or activity.

What Does This Mean For THC?

Since the 1997 double-blind study reported higher cerebral blood flow activity when THC was introduced, it was concluded that cannabinoids travel in the blood until they reach and connect with the body’s endocannabinoid receptors, a crucial part of the body’s endocannabinoid system.

This also throws light on the psychoactive nature of cannabis: strange feelings, unusual sensations, and peculiar thoughts, among these.

Not only are the cannabis-induced cerebral changes incredibly diverse, but there is also an increase in neural activity in certain areas of the brain. This is what lifts the mind into uncharted territories, and we feel the wonderful sensation of being high.

THC Is Psychoactive

It has also been proven that THC is psychoactive, which also means it alters brain function, perception, mood, thoughts, consciousness, and behavior. This may explain why people tend to think about unusual things and concepts when high and perhaps why people become more creative.

Smoking The Right Amount to Think Deeply

The trick is in smoking the perfect amount. Too much is when your mouth’s as dry as sandpaper. And too little is when you aren’t feeling laid back and relaxed. If you’ve hit the right amount, you’ll know immediately; after all, that’s when the interesting stuff takes over. If you smoke too much, you’ll have very anxious thoughts, and paranoia will hit you out of nowhere. Too little, and you’re bored. Honestly, achieving the perfect dose takes a fair bit of trial and error. But once you’ve found your niche, it’s like the stairway to heaven.

Take Your Brain To The Spa

When your brain starts getting a spa massage, that’s when things really start looking up, and you must allow your mind to wander, ponder or even take a roller coaster ride. At the same time, it’s been scientifically proven that something changes when people get high. Both physically and psychologically. This, too, means different things to different people. But largely, it has been agreed upon that a mind on cannabis functions differently thanks to the special cannabinoid, THC.

Turn To A Philosopher

Most often, smoking a bluntzilla can turn most of us into philosophers, albeit temporarily. But did you know that there’s a solid scientific reason behind that? While most people brush off these green-tinted thoughts (or more likely forget them) soon after the haze has been lifted, there is a scientific reason behind why we think this way when we are under the influence.

Thank THC

Cannabinoids like THC join the cannabinoid receptors of our body, which enhances our sensory perception and leads to euphoria. They also amplify our imagination and send our thoughts on a bullet train ride. Ever feel enamored by the idea of ‘WiFi’ or a sudden deep interest in the concept of achieving ‘Nirvana’? You must thank the cannabinoid for that. It leads you to tangents that will surprise you.

If these herbal nuggets and existential questions got you cannabinoidly optimistic, you are not alone. As psychonauts, we’re no strangers to unraveling the mysteries of the universe. This means that you’ve probably had some of these ridiculous thoughts yourself. Good to know that we have all been on the same frequency at some point in time. So the next time you’re lighting up with a fellow tokenizer, spark up the thought train and embark on another trailblazing 420 adventure.

TLDR: Stoner Questions & Weed

There’s a connection between cannabis use and mind-expanding thoughts – stoners frequently explore deep, existential questions while they’re high.
The trippy questions should be asked while you’re all high to stimulate creative thinking.
You can ask all types of questions, from personal experiences with weed, to hypothetical scenarios, philosophy, and word puzzles.
A study concluded that when THC was administered, the brain received increased cerebral blood flow in regions that simulate thought.
Cannabis can elevate the mind and help us form unique philosophical thoughts. Embrace these introspective moments and share them with your best friend.